I dumped her, she quit her job, went bonkers, destroyed her house, almost set it on fire trying to do SANTERIA on my ass, and she ended up in UBH. I f’ed her on my couch so good I qoute “I know you didn’t just f’k me this good” we continued a rocky relationship because of her inability to commit or make up her mind. THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I met this chick on CL.